Koans

According to Google, a koan is “a paradoxical anecdote or riddle, used in Zen Buddhism to demonstrate the inadequacy of logical reasoning and to provoke enlightenment.”

Here’s a fresh one for you.

John put on his hat.
He was surprised to find it was actually a dog.
The master said, “It isn’t a dog or a hat.”
“Oh,” said John. “I see.”